Bloody Limpdicks

Yesterday Hell was graced with the presence of another of the world's chief scumbags, one Noordin Mohammad Top. This #1 bastard terrorist was responsible for a litany of crimes as long as your arm: The 2002 and 2005 Bali bombings, the 2004 Australian Embassy bombing in Jakarta, the 2009 hotel bombings... the list goes on. All I can say is, good f**king riddance you dog. Noordin was the type of bottom-feeding parasite who did nothing himself -- he recruited young people down on their luck, smooth-talking them into doing all his dirty work for him. I spit on his grave.

The best part is, this monster was shot dead during a raid by Indonesian police. Each of those officers deserves a medal. They saved the Indonesian government a long and expensive legal process, which could have turned Noordin into a terrorists' poster child, as we saw with the other Bali bombers. The police also spared the world five years of looking at Noordin's smug, ugly face on the news. We did get to see his corpse, though.

I don't know anyone who wouldn't have pulled the trigger and blown Noordin's brains out, given the chance. Everyone I've spoken to says they would not have had the least bit of hesitation in executing this scumbag. Then we had a line of people on the news -- talking heads, victims of the Bali bombing, people in the street -- agreeing whole-heartedly with Noordin's killing. Even our illustrious Prime Minister, Ruddy Rudd, got on the news and crowed about what an excellent result for justice it was.

I'm sure if Noordin was captured alive, they'd all love to band together and lynch him out of his gaol cell. And fair enough.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm just as blood-thirsty as the next guy, especially when it comes to mass-murdering scumbags who, by their evil deeds, have relinquished their right to live. And the fallout surrounding Noordin's death has affirmed that a majority of Australians agree with me.

So, what I wanna know is this:

WHY DON'T WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY IN THIS COUNTRY???

I'm telling ya, we've bred our own special brand of evil-doers in this country. Mass murderers, torturers, repeated child rapists. Arseholes who have perpetrated their wicked deeds on our very soil, and -- for victims, for society, and for the common good -- have no more right to live than a rabid animal. Individuals who are proven beyond a doubt to be guilty, who show no remorse, who have no hope of rehabilitation, who laugh when asked about their victims, who would certainly re-offend if let go, and do nothing but leech off the society whose "compassion" is the only thing keeping them breathing.

Can someone please tell me... Why are these degenerates permitted to live?

Let me give you an example: Martin Bryant. This psychopath shot and killed 35 people in Tasmania. His crimes jerked knees all over the country, and led to the limp-wristed firearm laws we enjoy today. But do we put Bryant down like the rabid dog he is? Noooooooo. Instead we spend a fortune in taxpayers money keeping this mongrel fed and housed in prison for the rest of his miserable life. Now he is on 24-hour suicide watch, 'coz he is "really depressed." And how much is this costing the taxpayer, to have some warden stand over him every second? Here's a thought -- give the bastard a pair of shoelaces and a chair. Problem solved.

"But JQ," all the lily-livered liberals chime in, "Capital punishment is bad! You can't answer murder with murder! It's revenge, not justice! It's wrong! Is this not an evolved society? Does not keeping sadistic murderers in prison for 50 years elevate us above the primitive?"

Bullshit.

The bleeding-hearts can bray on about social justice until they're blue in the face. The fact remains, a majority -- and I mean majority -- of Australians agree with capital punishment. From the lowliest chimney-sweep up to the bloody Prime Minister, they all say, for the worst criminals, execute the bastards.

Again, someone tell me why we don't have capital punishment in this country? I thought we were living in a f**king democracy?

I tell you why: Because we're a pack of wimps. We're too spineless to stand up to a small minority of humanitarian hypocrites and demand what's right. At the same time we're too limpdick to deal with the moral and legal can-of-worms associated with the death penalty. So we just sweep it under the rug, and cluck our tongues when the TV confronts us with a criminal so evil that she or he deserves nought but death. It's fine when it happens overseas in one of those "less evolved" countries; but not here. No, no, no, no, no.

Arseholes.