Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Just Like Everyone has an Arsehole...

... so everyone has an opinion*. I'm no different, and I freely admit that. Of course like arseholes, some people should keep their opinions firmly hid from sight. Instead of flaunting and flashing them about like drunken uni students, as if the world was abating its breath until the very moment when their freckle should be displayed for all.

But that's ok. Everyone needs a soapbox, just to mix metaphors. Something sturdy and cube-like upon which they can stand, elevating their mouths over the heads of the gathered crowd. Somewhere atop which they can project their opinion to the unwitting ears of the masses.

This blog represents my soapbox, if you will. A special place where I can rain shite and vitriol over the many many things which grind my gears. And hopefully in the process some like-minded ears and voices will bend tither -- perhaps even yours -- and so make a difference.

That's it. Welcome to The Very Cranky Man's place of opinion....

* Unless of course you're one of the unlucky few who's been in a dreadful accident or had some horrible disease which has left you without the organ. But of course you'd still have your opinion.

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