God Almighty

If you're one of my regular readers, all 1 of them, I know what you're thinking: "I can't believe it's been over a year since TVCM updated this blog." All I can say is, I'm a lazy bastard. I mean, I have plenty of ideas, but like some flabby Crisco-secreting couch-potato, I've been too bone idle to express them. Sorry about that. Now speaking of fat, Crisco and potatoes, I think my chips are nearly done... l8r